somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
its liver damage thursday
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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