If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
It's rum buckets o'clock
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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