Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
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