Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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