I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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