I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
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the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
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I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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