I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
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