dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
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