Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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