I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize
