i think my mom watched the whole time
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
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I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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