3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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