you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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