Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
My nipple is on Facebook.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
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It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
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She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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