i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
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He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
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Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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