What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
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She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
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"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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