worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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