So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
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Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
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i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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