im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
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Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
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I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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