We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
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I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
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You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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