Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
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They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
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Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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