big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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