Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
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oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
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Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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