i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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