How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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