The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
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