and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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