I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
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I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
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I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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