Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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