I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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