Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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