does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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