scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
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He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
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No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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