Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
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