absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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