How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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