he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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