My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
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am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
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I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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