I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
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she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
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Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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