i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
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Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
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I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I have peed in a lot of sinks
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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