pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
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No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
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I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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