How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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