Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
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