Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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