I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
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130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
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i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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