wake up i wanna do it froggy style
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
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I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
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Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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