Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
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She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
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i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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