Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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