Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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