but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Randomize
