found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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