i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
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When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
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she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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