I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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