Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
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So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
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CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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