i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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