Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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